Unexpected vegetarian things

I was slightly surprised - but greatly cheered - to discover that Pot Noodles, even my favourite chicken and mushroom, are vegetarian, and so is Bisto gravy!

Also, curiousity got the better of me and I bought some Quorn bacon. Which is almost exactly like vegetarian spam. I'm not sure why one would want to, but if you've been looking for vegetarian spam, there's your answer.