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Oct. 3rd, 2003 10:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ghoti_mhic_uait I read in the Daily Star the other day (and what better opening to an edit could there be?), the headline 'Pitta and Twisted'. it's gone from the online version, but I didn't understand the headline even when I'd read the article...
Other headlines I've not understood recently, include the Guardian's 'Judge rules over frozen Emryos' ('They asked the Queen first, but she said no' was my first thought), the Sun's 'Meet Red Kennedy' (from which I learnt only that the LibDems are a threat to Sun readers evetrywhere), the Times' 'Recycled Harry Potter to Save Muggle Forests' (apparently it'sthe plots that are recylced, not the characters,), 'Scientists crack the crumbly biscuit riddle' in the Independant (yeah, OK, the story is miore obvious, but why is it news?) and the Internation Herald Tribune's 'Quirky Prada beats fear of flying'(on closer inspection, the story seems to be that you'll be less scared if you wear Prada's current 1950s-inspired range of clothing.)
Strange.
Other headlines I've not understood recently, include the Guardian's 'Judge rules over frozen Emryos' ('They asked the Queen first, but she said no' was my first thought), the Sun's 'Meet Red Kennedy' (from which I learnt only that the LibDems are a threat to Sun readers evetrywhere), the Times' 'Recycled Harry Potter to Save Muggle Forests' (apparently it'sthe plots that are recylced, not the characters,), 'Scientists crack the crumbly biscuit riddle' in the Independant (yeah, OK, the story is miore obvious, but why is it news?) and the Internation Herald Tribune's 'Quirky Prada beats fear of flying'(on closer inspection, the story seems to be that you'll be less scared if you wear Prada's current 1950s-inspired range of clothing.)
Strange.
