Baby got wind

[ghoti_mhic_uait]

I like big burps and I cannot lie
You other mothers can't deny
That when a baby cries with a pain in her tum
And bubbles from her bum
You get glum
Wanna hear a burp

Comments

[timeplease.livejournal.com]

Works very well if you sing along to the Richard Cheese version...

[alison-lees.livejournal.com]

lie her flat on her front on your lap, and rub slowly? lean her over shoulder and rub carefully, making sure puke lands off shoulder and on person standing behind you? Hannah was more or less self winding, I forget what Sam was like...