No, seriously, dude

[ghoti_mhic_uait]

How can you tell if there's a soprano in your fridge?

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[kesstrel.livejournal.com]

Any glassware you put in there mysteriously shatters?

Your neighbours call round to complain about aurias whenever you open your fridge to get something out for dinner?

You keep thinking you have left your radio on and tuned to Classical FM's Opera hour? Followed by the thought that it sounds a bit muffled and you should probably get digital?

You can't fit any food in there?

[ceb.livejournal.com]

The light doesn't come on because they've shattered the bulb.

[lnr]

Hah, would be more interesting than them just always gently going *phut* and stopping working within 3 months of being replaced. Our fridge eats lightbulbs.

Mind you at least it's cold.

[lnr]

footprints in the butter?

[gerald_duck]

There's a viola player wondering why the milk won't fit?

[altoclef.livejournal.com]

Oi... ;)

[megamole.livejournal.com]

She was looking for the toilet.

[drswirly.livejournal.com]

Because it's 'igh-C.

[senji.livejournal.com]

One leg is both the same.

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

There's a $vehicle outside?
Really narrow footprints in the butter?
Something scurries into the corner when you open the door?

[the-lady-lily.livejournal.com]

She's complaining that there isn't a mirror.