She has a silicon chip implanted in her head (borrowed from <user site="livejournal.com" user="comml

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything
you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of
course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to
remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it
happen so they had to make it up instead.