Thing I didn't notice until my sister pointed it out

The new benefits card won't work on public transport, meaning people won't be able to get to the job centre so will have their benefits cut or sanctioned.

This government really is trying to kill as many of its citizens as possible, isn't it?

opaque child is opaque

"Hi, I'm from the dance party rescue service. Just like Bob the Builder."

He has an accordion and a shofar and he's not afraid to use them.