The moral of the story is...

Today I was totally freaking out because I couldn't find Judith's octopus. You know, her favourite octopus who likes dancing and playing and all the same things that Judith likes, and that lovely Uncle Tom brought back from Spain? I knew I'd taken it out of the pram before going to knitting because I didn't want it to get lost. Well, don't worry cephalopod lovers, it was under the dining table.

The moral of this story is, when putting a beloved toy somewhere, put it somewhere you'll remember, like the cot or a toy box.