Fun day out for all the family

[ghoti_mhic_uait]

1. Decide on a destination.
2. Drive towards it for an hour.
3. Notice smoke emerging from the bonnet outside a petrol station.
4. Park outside the petrol station, phone breakdown services.
5. Buy burgers from petrol station while waiting for breakdown services.
6. Get driven home in a lorry with orange flashing lights.

Comments

[emperor]

Ah, poo. I hate cars when they do that :(

[eponymousarchon.livejournal.com]

At least step 6 was fun though, right?

Oh dear. :/

[mouse262.livejournal.com]

step 6 sounds fun.

Wasn't there a tv advert a couple of years ago showing an unhappy kid in a fixed car, sad because the breakdown truck was driving away and he hadn't got a ride in it.

[phil99.livejournal.com]

Yeah that was the RAC/AA advertising that they could fix "99.99% of all bacteria, dead" *cough* sorry, wrong one... you get the poink.