Experiments show

[ghoti_mhic_uait]

that in return for cheese, Captain Jack Sparrow will nestle against one's breasts.

Well, my breasts, anyway.

You don't even have to prove that you have the cheese first.

Comments

[sphyg.livejournal.com]

Let's call it Edward Scissorhands. And it didn't like Col's bolognase.

[ghoti.livejournal.com]

Probably had too much carrot in it.