Experiments show

[ghoti_mhic_uait]

that in return for cheese, Captain Jack Sparrow will nestle against one's breasts.

Well, my breasts, anyway.

You don't even have to prove that you have the cheese first.

Comments

[lzz.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking two things here. First, I remember sphyg mentioning a cat called Captain Jack Sparrow, and I have my suspicions. ;-)
However, if it is indeed the real one... are you sure you don't mean, "Captain Jack Sparrow will eat cheese in return for breast-nestling" ?

[robert-jones.livejournal.com]

It's one of those wonderful exchanges like: if you come to the opera with me, I'll buy you champagne; or, if you don't get out of bed, I'll beat you.

[lzz.livejournal.com]

I am a sufficiently inexperienced Domme that I always get my reverse psychology confused in situations like the last one. ;-)

[ghoti.livejournal.com]

Quite possibly. Anyway, it turns out that Col was confuse dand that wasn't Capt. Jack Sparrow at all at all.

[sphyg.livejournal.com]

Let's call it Edward Scissorhands. And it didn't like Col's bolognase.

[ghoti.livejournal.com]

Probably had too much carrot in it.